Saturday, November 12, 2011
..CIRI-CIRI AREK SURO BOYO..
#ArekSuroboyo lek tukaran mesti ngomong "awas kon yo, delok'en molehmu" <-- lapo? Ditraktir mangan ta?
#ArekSuroboyo Lek ngilokno uwong "wuih, wenak kon suarane arek iki, kok gak mbecak!"
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#ArekSuroboyo sing lanang, lek ngamuk langsung ngomong --> "njaluk tak pancal'a ndasmu" Sepeda bek'e -_-
#ArekSuroboyo Lek onok wedok'an ayu, endel, langsung dikomen "mboook, mentolo tak gowo moleh ae" -_-'
#ArekSuroboyo lek nyebut uaakeh --> "sak taek ndayak" koyok ngerti2o ae -_-
#ArekSuroboyo lek di sindir karo koncone, langsung ngomong "sakjane, kon iku ngenyek, ta ngetrek-etrek?!?"
#ArekSuroboyo lek ngomong, ngarepe biasane ditambahi huruf U.. --> uaaakeh, ueeendel, ueeenak, uaaasssuu kok -_-
#ArekSuroboyo Lek janjian ~ "wis teko ndi kon?" "wes nang dalan iki, diluk maneh" padahal sik nang oma.
#ArekSuroboyo lek mari di ilokno, langsung mbales "ndasmu, ndogmu, bapakmu, pokoke sing onok mu-mu ne.
#ArekSuroboyo Lek suwi gak ketemu konco, langsung ngomong "wah, si urip ta kon? Tak pikir wis 7 dinone"
#ArekSuroboyo Lek irunge gatel trus kudu wahing, munine ---> Ha..ha..ha..hancookkk!!
#ArekSuroboyo Lek onok wong pamer "eh aku tuku mobil anyar iki" langsung dijawab "SOPO??.. SING TAKOK!"
#ArekSuroboyo senengane muring2 nggawe awalan 'jam'.. >> Jamput, jambul, jambret, jambu, dst
#ArekSuroboyo Lek ndelok wedok ayu, langsung ngomong: "cuk, ayune, bpk'e sunat nangdi iku"
#ArekSuroboyo Lek onok wedok'an ayu langsung komentar "ojok mbuk gudo lho jon, wes tak kapling iku" -_-'
#ArekSuroboyo Lek onok koncone ngomong gak jelas, langsung disauti "kon iku ngomong ta kemu?!?"
#ArekSuroboyo Lek ngomong, mesti dike'i akhiran A --> ndasmuA, matamuA, makmuA, mbokmuA..
#ArekSuroboyo Lek krungu koncone ngomong banter, langsung disauti "wuss sante ae jon, gak usa mbleyer.."
#ArekSuroboyo lek nyeluk koncone: jon, es, kang, boi. "Whoi jon, yo opo kabarmu" "boi, budal gowes yok"
#ArekSuroboyo Lek dicokot nyamuk "cuk, asu kok nyamuk iki!!"
2 komentar:
sip rek. arek suroboyo yo ?hoho
iya.. kamu koq tau..?
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